A panda, pink sparkles, and a jealous loli

This is a post about Code Geass, okay? Don’t let the panda throw you off, this is about Code Geass!

I watched Kung fu panda, and I liked it, especially the excellent budget spent on making things look good. My problem? The story was choppy and too short.

I watched Code Geass, and I liked it, especially how Lelouch took over Brittania. The problem? I can’t think of any way that this is going to end well.

I don’t know why I put that there.

Chances are if you are reading this post, you already had ample time to watch both of these things, so I’ll just keep rambling on about improbable possibilities that code geass might turn to. But first, just let me say something:

I KNEW IT! I KNEW NUNALLY’S EYES WEREN’T HURT DURING THE SHOOTING! I’m happy that I was right.

First, just because they disappeared into tiny sparkling light, doesn’t mean that Charles and Marianne are dead. Chances are that they will come back (I”m guessing that they’ll be there to bring back Euphie through the thought elevator and convince Suzaku to betray Lelouch. No matter what happens, Suzaku will definitely betray Lelouch though).

Next, why did Suzaku give up the chance to see Euphie and instead became Lelouch’s knoght? SIMPLE. Just like Guilford, Lelouch used his second Geass to make Suzaku think that he’s Euphie, and then had sex with him talked him into being  his knight. Suzaku then wanted a elaborate wedding and a Caribbean honeymoon to convince people to follow Lelouch instead of simply geassing them into it. Add that to taking over Brittania and that explains why they took an entire month to gain control of a country.

Now, why did Schnitzel (haha, I laugh every time I type out his name) go into hiding? Because he was into incest and ran away in anger when he knew about Suzaku wants Lelouch to take over the country, fix all the problematic stuff, and then throw another bomb, blame it all on Lelouch, and use that to gain people’s support.

Scary, isn’t it? I know, I’m trying to spread the fear.

Then, while he’s enjoying crushing Lelouch and Suzaku out of jealously and taking command of everything he wants, he legalizes gay marriage tries to find out the extent of the research into the thought elevator but gets killed by C.C. C.C. then gets Jerimiah to remove the Geass on Nunally, makes her empress of the world, and turns the order of the black knights into her personal servants, living a life of bliss with Lelouch, who has now dumped Suzaku (because Suzaku had a rather suspicious relationship with Gino, who later marries Kallen in an arranged marriage). Feeling alone and useless, Suzaku turns to the last person who has never betrayed him: Kaguya.

You know what? I have over 50gigs of images, and this was the only picture of Kaguya I could find. I wonder if that’s saying something about her popularity.

Kaguya, angry at Lelouch for tricking her into thinking he’s dead and dumping her, learns all about Geass from Suzaku, kills his because he’s useless now, pays Raksha to change Orange into her royal servant, uses the Geass canceller on jupiter, and brings back Charles and Marianne. Marianne is to touched at the extent of Kaguya’s love that she convinces Charles to give her geass. Then Kaguya smuggles Charles into C.C.’s palace in a giant pizza pocket, tricks her into activating the thought elevator after she smashes Lelouch into a bluddy pulp with her iron knuckles tells Lelouch how disappointed she is with him. The world merges into 1, where every person lives in a perfect dream. The end.

BTW, here are some of the dreams:

C.C.: A world of pizza and manservants.

lelouch: A world where he controls everything, surrounded by the helping hands of Suzaku everyone he loves. Also, it’s normal to marry one’s sister in such a world.

Kallen: A world where pizza doesn’t exist, her brother’s alive again, and Lelouch is madly in love with her but she doesn’t answer his feelings because she’s too much of a tsundere. However, Lelouch promises that he’ll wait for her for as long as he is alive.

Nunally: rainbows and unicorns go read the knightmare of Nunally, you’ll know. For those of you who doesn’t want to go read it, in the manga you get to see a naked Nunally and a Lelouch with muscles. Now go read it.

Suzaku: because he’s already dead at this moment, there was a bit of a problem and he ended up in a nightmare where everyone looks like his dad or Arthur. There is also an added problem that everything tastes like tomatoes, everyone wears hats shaped like hearts, the lancelot is intelligent and rules the world, making all the humans slaves to the all powerful knightmares. There is nothing to wear besides maid outfits, and the entire world is a figment of Haruhi’s imagination. There is nothing to wear besides catsuits and bunny suits, and the whole world is a figment of Kyon’s imagination.

Ah, I’m having waaay too much fun with this.