Naruto 429 – Pain

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Pein the biggest crybaby on the planet.

So last week, I was all WTF over Konohamaru whipping out the Rasengan like that.

This week I’m all WTF about Pein because if Madara is more powerful than Pein then going by the events of the most recent chapter, the ninja world is fracking doomed.

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And another older, elite shinobi gets punked.

So after mind raping Shizune and finding out that Naruto is with the frogs Pein decides he has no reason to stick around Konoha.

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Now get back to bed Mister, its far too late for you to be watching t.v.

But as we know Tsunade is not one to take attitude thrown her way, lightly and calls Pein on his bullshit saying the great nations have also known suffering.

This ignites the fury of Pein, who decides that the villages have had it too sweet what with all their stupid peace and all.
In his opinion they haven’t suffered enough, he thinks they need:

“to feel pain, to think about pain, to accept pain, to know pain.”

And that speech is just the biggest load of hypocritical bullshit considering how just a few lines earlier he was telling us that:

“war brings pain, death and injury to both sides.”

In which case Konoha certainly has seen pain, felt pain and therefore knows pain.
I mean fuck, it wasn’t long ago that their beloved Hokage was murdered and their village needed serious rebuilding after the death and destruction wreaked upon it by Orochimaru and his allies.

Basically Pein is just like that whiny bag of wuss Shin from Gundam Seed Destiny.
War came and rained all over his parade when he was a kid and now he’s going to indiscriminately blame and attack everyone because no-one else can possibly have suffered the way he has.

BOO FRICKEN HOO!

Grow up, suck it up and grow a pair you pathetic excuse for a ninja and learn to live in the real world.

So deep down Pein is actually a hurt little boy who naively thinks that if Akatsuki controls the world then there will be no more Pain, or at the very least he will be the one to inflict it, not suffer it. But by his own words his plan is futile.

“if you kill someone, someone else will kill you.”

There will always be someone stronger or at the very least resistance to occupation.
Even if Akatsuki were to take control it would be an endless cycle, with someone wanting Pein to suffer just like Pein has made them suffer.

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Yep, that’s Konoha, not much left for Sasuke to have a go at now is there.

But that means little to Pein as he executes a jutsu which literally crushes Konoha to nothing.
Again I say WTF? Pein’s power level is basically ridiculous at this point.
We learn from Konan that the technique shortens Pein’s lifespan, but even then this is still just STUPID!

Even leveled up to Sage Level, how in the hell does Naruto even begin to stand a chance against power like that?

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YAY Sakura survived!

And just think of poor Sasuke, Pein, now you’ve robbed him of his revenge.
Well mostly, there are survivors, Sakura for one calls out for Naruto to return to them as she sits amongst the rubble.
She’d been healing as many as she could at the hospital and was protected by a slug when the jutsu hit.

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And the frogs finally get a clue.

Lucky for her Naruto is on his way since the frogs noticed their comrade’s name had disappeared from their list meaning he must have died.
About freakin time, although its come a bit too late for the citizens of Naruto’s beloved village.

So I’m gonna assume others were protected by the slugs, but what does that mean for Tsunade?
What about Danzou, most importantly WHAT ABOUT KAKASHI????

Note: After the release of 429 storm satellites picked up a severe system they have called Hurricane Maggeh approaching from the North.
We expect it to hit around the time this post is published, you are urged to get the hell out of dodge.
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This may or may not calm Hurricane Maggeh, so be on your guard everyone.

We are attempting to defuse the situation by adding an unrelated Sasuke picture to the post, but we cannot guarantee success and so you are urged once again to vacate the area.

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10 thoughts on “Naruto 429 – Pain

  1. Orange works well with gray ๐Ÿ™‚

    Looks like the writers deliberately want readers to suffer a little longer before further news about Kakashi ๐Ÿ˜›

    Oh, I say Sakuke picture was quite successful ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. @ Choux and Kairu Ishimaru, Yep we are FRACKED!

    @ Kitsune, It does look rather fetching doesn’t it? I know, I know what has happened to my beloved Kakashi-Sensei tell meeeeeeeeeee.

    Hmm we’ll see, I fear the picture of Sasuke-kun has merely delayed the inevitable… we have yet to witness the power of Hurricane Maggeh!

  3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    FUCK PAIN. FUCK THAT WHINY LITTLE PRICK AND THROW HIM OUT FOR THE DOGS TO EAT. FUCK THAT OVERPOWERED GOD-HAX BASTARD AND FUCK KISHIMOTO WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PINEAPPLES AND CHOW MEIN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUCK!

    Words can’t express HOW much I fucking hate Pain and the series by this time now. It used to be One Piece, then Naruto, then Bleach. Now, it’s One Piece, then Bleach, then WAY back Prince of Tennis, and then Naruto. And believe me, if I rank something lower than Prince of Tennis, then it’s REALLY bad. Used to be that said rank was reserved for the likes of Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2 and anything else that bitch Rumiko (or whatever her name was) created. Now, Naruto joins the panel of rejects.

    Why, Kishimoto, why? You bloody son of a bitch, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME? Konohamaru with a Rasengan? What, so now Konohamaru has a greater development rate than Naruto? Pain owning virtually EVERYBODY in Konoha by HIMSELF? What the fuck is the matter with you, you goddamn brain-dead waste of air? You spent the ENTIRE FUCKING SERIES telling us how Konoha had a WILL OF FIRE and some shit, and now you turn them into RAGING PUSSIES who’s only purpose serves to die and refuse to tell Pain where Naruto is… AND THEN YOU FUCKING RUIN IT SOME MORE BY HAVING PAIN MANAGE TO FIND OUT ANYWAYS VIA SOME KIND OF FUCKED UP MIND CONTROL NO LAMEASS JUTSU.

    I mean, let’s say I understand your need to make Pain strong, since he is the so-called last boss. BUT THIS IS OVER-THE-TOP BULLSHIT. This is even worse than the Akatasuki saga, where the young ones (Shikamaru, Naruto, Sasuke) were able to beat criminals that NOT EVEN THE TOP JOUNIN OF A COUNTRY COULD FUCKING BEAT.

    So you expect me to accept a character who has SIX FUCKING BODIES WITH GODLY ABILITIES IN EACH OF THE SPECIFICS OF NINJUTSU, THE ABILITY TO REVIVE SAID FUCKING BODIES, ANOTHER ABILITY TO REPLACE SAID FUCKING BODIES AND NOW SOME KIND OF MASSIVE DESTRUCTION THING? Oh, and seeing what Konan says, it shortens his lifespan. OH SHIT, WARNING. YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE PAIN A SYMPATHETIC CHARACTER NOW, AREN’T YOU? What with his war life, his sacrifice and shit. Well, let me tell you this. CODE GEASS ALREADY DID THAT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. Moreover, Code Geass managed to do it in a way that was extremely satisfying.

    You think Pain can redeem himself after all the genocide shit that he pulled? Or am I wrong? Instead of making him a Lelouch figure, will you turn him into the anti-villain, who did everything he did because he truly believed it was the right way? You going to make Naruto shed a tear when Pain dies? Or, is it a fucking symbolic thing? Is Pain trying to die so that there really is no more… PAIN? GOD, JUST THE FUCKING NAME OF THE FUCKER PISSES ME OFF.

    HE’S PAIN, ALL RIGHT. A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS.

    YOU FUCKING SUCK, KISHIMOTO. YOU FUCK- Ooh, a Sasuke picture.

    And I virtually agree with everything you wrote, Sakura. Pain is indeed a whiny little bitch. And nice job in pointing out the hypocrisy.

    God, at this point, I tire of all shounen that spout out crap about the younger generation. Fuck that. Fuck the younger generation. Even Bleach manages to rise above that shit. I mean, in the most recent chapter, old man Commander Captain manages to destroy a monster that the young ones couldn’t beat. The fact that the monster served NO FUCKING POINT in the general plot aside (I mean, it appeared for a few chapters, with no FUCKING explanation), at least it proves that the old ones are indeed mighty.

    To prove Kishimoto wrong, I’mma go on a fucking killing spree and fight babies. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, KISHIMOTO?

    HURRICANE MAGGEH HAS SPOKEN. BUT A HURRICANE OF THIS MAGNITUDE DOES NOT STOP WITH ONE ACT OF DESTRUCTION. HURRICANE MAGGEH SHALL RETURN TO WREAK MORE FUCKING HAVOC.

    WWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

  4. @ Maggeh this made me laugh so hard –> “YOU FUCKING SUCK, KISHIMOTO. YOU FUCK- Ooh, a Sasuke picture.”

    And thanks! It looked weird when I posted it and I couldn’t figure out what it was at the time.

    I finished the post up at about 11:30 after watching Tropic Thunder, so I was mainly thinking about bed and not closing me tags properly, but its fixed now.

    Well that is what’s cool about Bleach, in that the older dudes are just as badass like the awesome Kenpachi.

    That has to be the longest comment on here ever, EPIC and all so very true.

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